kanyewesticle:

when people call me by my name and not my url

here have a friendship bracelet

(via sorry)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via s-idewalkcafe)

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via nameeht)

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(via lionsinpartyhats)